After the Violent incident between China and Brazil back then, CBA sent out a formal letter of apology written in Chinglish to the Brazilian Basketball Federation, which promised to hand out punishments to Academy Award nominated Robert Downey Jr. (Iron Man) and the rest of the team for their roles in the fight. The letter can be seen in all its awkwardly written glory here:
Like I’ve been saying throughout this, there were never going to be suspensions with the Asian Games coming up next month. The Chinese are the favorites going into the competition, and the government would never jeopordize an all-important gold medal that is key towards building and maintaining Chinese nationalism, which is key for the government in maintaining stability. I just hope that next time, they get a native English speaker to write all their letters from now on.